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Sellsius: 10 Marketing Tips You Can Learn from a Prostitute

  • loren nason · 2 years ago
    OMG!!!!

    I'm ROTFLMAO

    Great reading b4 bed

    cya
  • Developersagent.com · 2 years ago
    Great Blog!!!!! I would have never connected the two but you made it sound so sleazy and sexy. I love it!
  • Alastair · 2 years ago
    Seriously good link bait guys, nice job :)
  • Phil Hoover · 2 years ago
    I commented in the wrong place before, so here goes again:
    So . . ., I went out and got me the heels and short skirt.
    Now, what is it I'm sposed to do next???
    One thing I know fer sure is that if you are from Idaho, you don't want to tap your foot in an airport bathroom stall :(
  • sellsius · 2 years ago
    Now you just shake it Phil :)
    Marketing like the pros takes on a whole new meaning.
  • Obeoman · 2 years ago
    ...well...the whole scenario could get shook out by discount brokers, and a little transparency here would go a long way, it seems.

    What would Pat Kitano do?

    This could almost make the Weenie take notice, ya know?
  • Athol Kay · 2 years ago
    11. Always use cash for questionable services.
  • Brad Nix · 2 years ago
    Vintage sellsius post.
  • sellsius · 2 years ago
    12. If you can't give it free, give a satisfaction guarantee.
  • Hard Money · 2 years ago
    pure sexy madness. i'm lovin it... ;)
  • ipanema · 2 years ago
    hahahahaha...what is this, the whoring of real estate marketing? :)

    it's funny though. i almost jumped at reading my feeds. this is normal topic with me...but you? well, you never seem to bore me with your topics.

    have you tried any of the above? :)

    Cheers!
  • sellsius · 2 years ago
    Thanks ipanema.

    Real estate agents have been called realtwhores.

    Prostitutes seem to do a lively business whether things are down or up . Maybe we can learn a trick or two from them :)

    Have I tried any of the above? Is this a trick question :)
  • ipanema · 2 years ago
    lol..yes, they're never out of season. :)
  • Todd Carpenter · 2 years ago
    What's that statistic about seventy-somthin' percent of all future buyers starting their search on the Internet?
  • Brandon · 2 years ago
    Aren't most realtors prostitutes anyway?
  • sellsius · 2 years ago
    Brandon, unless you give it away, anyone who renders services for a fee can be called a prostitute, and anyone who pays them a john.

    Todd-- I think pros are going after the rental market :)
  • Stefanie · 2 years ago
    Hah - at first I thought this said marketers ARE prostitutes - as a marketer I am glad it's not that - good read.
  • Brian Brady · 2 years ago
    Ha Ha- You guys are DEFINITELY back and the rest did you well.

    I always thought Fantasy was a real name. Of course, I still believe that gentlemen's clubs are where a young man learns manners.
  • Brian Brady · 2 years ago
    Phil-

    I was just waving hello in that bathroom and four guys and three cops showed up. Is that an Idaho thing?
  • sellsius · 2 years ago
    Hey Brian

    We now have a greater appreciation of marketing on the street.
  • Denver Lender · 2 years ago
    ONLY IN NY! TIMES SQUARE hasn't been the same since the "Other Rudy" cleaned up the mess. Great Post!
  • Alex · 2 years ago
    Amazing and up to the point comparison! But being persistent is not always easy and effective..
  • Irving · 2 years ago
    OMG, that was one of the best posts I've read. How Funny!
  • Pensacola Real Estate News · 2 years ago
    I missed this one when it was posted. Too funny. You come up with the wildest stuff. I guess that is why I subscribe to your blog. Keep it up (no pun intended).
  • sellsius · 2 years ago
    Just like the pro, we aim to please :)
  • Ricardo Bueno · 2 years ago
    This one has to get my vote for the funniest RE.net post!
  • Eric · 1 year ago
    Short skirt and high heels this time of year in NH is pretty cold. Thanks for the laugh!
  • sellsius · 1 year ago
    Think warm thoughts Eric :)
  • Brandie · 1 year ago
    Joe, just curious - was there research involved to prepare for this post? (smiles)
  • Joseph Ferrara · 1 year ago
    Hi Brandie

    You can't leave this research to others.
  • Sarah · 1 year ago
    I'm kinda late, but I just came upon this post. Wonderful stuff! It gets goes to show that the marketing strategy can be applied to any industry!
  • Joseph Ferrara · 1 year ago
    Yes, indeed. Better late than never, Sarah.
  • Jessica G · 4 months ago
    Did I ever tell you how much I love this post? Too funny. You make a great connection there.
    BTW - I think your Tweet tool isn't working b/c I tweeted it and it still says zero. See you on Monday for HomeGain Live Nation!
  • jfsellsius · 4 months ago
    Thank you, Jessica. I did have fun writing it.
    You might like this one too:
    http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/humor/top-10...
  • thecharismanglican · 3 weeks ago
    What is with that blouse? Are you sure that's a prostitute? In Salt Lake City, maybe.

    The 'PTA girlfriend' experience.
  • Pasadena Real Estate · 3 weeks ago
    This is great marketing advice! Always have an edge, and always give them something to remember you by!